: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
