I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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