i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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