Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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