Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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