when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
that may or may not have been my penis.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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