were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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