oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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