who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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