I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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