Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize
