If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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