But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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