She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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