If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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