She is in my trunk
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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