He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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