Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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