He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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