I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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