I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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