The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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