well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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