I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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