dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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