My sheets look like a crime scene.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
wow bdsm is so cute
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