you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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