Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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