quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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