Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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