I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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