she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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