So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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