i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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