have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
