I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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