Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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