so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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