I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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