well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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