chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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