One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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