**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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