It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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