rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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