What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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