Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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