i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize