wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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