Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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