You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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