Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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