u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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