The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
